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Paramore Are Back!

Yas! After 4 years in the wilderness it finally happened! Hayley and co are back with a tropical killah of a new single in Hard Times and news of a brand new album.

After Laughter will be the band’s fifth studio album, set for release on May 12th with a heap of merch bundles on offer. Head here to see the full deck and someone, please, GIMME THAT PIN!


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Merry Christmerch & Seasons Giftings!

Our tree is up, stood proud in a gold woven pot and adorned with bright white fairy lights, it’s safe to say that it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas up in MM Towers. This time of year is met with mixed emotions but the overarching win is our love of spending time with awesome people, awesome beers and Rock Band/Let’s Dance 2014/Disney Infinity (delete as appropriate).

We’re lucky enough to genuinely want for very little and, at the risk of sounding trite, take the most pleasure in picking out something to make our loved ones smile; those special surprises that even the lucky receiver didn’t know they wanted but will cherish for a lifetime. So in the heart warming spirit of giving and receiving stuff that’s not shit, Santa Baby, these are some of the treats we’d love under our tree please.

All Blogs Post The Same Stuff Tee, with love from American Apparel via
This tee gave me a right little giggle. An oldie but a goodie, this white American Apparel tee shames copycats, fakers and downright Tumblr bores regurgitating the same old nonsense. If nothing else we hope this shirt’s message is the antithesis of our darling website…

New York Burger Map, with love from Herb Lester Associates
With an impending big birthday trip to the Big Apple on the horizon, this burger map – and pretty much any of the sublimely crafted compositions from Herb Lester Associates- will see Tom & I filled to the brim with this all state staple. Of course, we’ll keep fingers crossed at least one veggie patties in the 41 options. Pass the meat-free manna and take us on that gastronomic, boozy and literary journey of the cities best boroughs.

Pop Punk Christmas Sweater, with love from New Found Glory
After an astonishing weekend proving once and for all that pop punk ain’t dead, New Found Glory have avalanched into the lead of the Christmas Jumper stakes with this snowflake snuggler. It surely is the most festive of them all.

The Entertainment Flask, with love from Ink Whiskey
Childhood nostalgia gets the mature treatment thanks to Ink Whiskey. Duck Hunt won our hearts back in the 90’s and with the ability to fill the cartridge to brim with our favourite festive tipple, we are dead set on this pocket hangover.

LomoInstant Sanremo, with love from Lomography
Trips, gigs and parties are instragrammed to the max nowadays. Surely though, nothing can every beat the joy of a physical photograph? Especially one that lands in your hand mere seconds after the moment has been captured. Watch this space for our world of instants being retrospectively revolutionised. (Please Santa!)

Eco Friendly Socks, with love from Cuipo & Friends
Ah, the sock: that obligatory filler, and favourite with Nans and clueless Papas the world over. This humble toe cosy has had a makeover leading to cooler and greener pastures new with thanks to Cuipo and all our favourite bands. Weezer, Flogging Molly, Every Time I Die, Vandals, While She Sleeps, Young Guns and friends all make up Cuipo’s current on sale alumni alongside sold out styles from Paramore, Alkaline Trio, Dillinger plus too many more to mention, make staying warm and being cool skip along hand in hand.

DonBrewco, with love from Don Broco
Nothing satisfies the pallet like a crisp, steamy brew and it is possibly the worst kept secret in the world that MM loves tea. Like, seriously loves tea. Don Broco’s merch-overed brand of tips plus mug combo has our eye as one primo stocking filler. Who wants to place bets on the first band to bring biscuits to the table?

Cruiser, with love from Crosley
We’ve been dreaming not just of a white Christmas, admiring the snow glistening on the fields and pavements outside while we enjoy a nice glass of Mulled Wine but of a fittingly handsome turntable to spin our burgeoning record collection on. Crosley’s all-in-one builds are perfect for big city living, and despite the rainbow of colour on offer nothing is more luxe than black leather or suede. Sign us up.

Unconditional Love 7″ Picture Disc, with love from Against Me!
Two reasons, and two reasons alone…
1. Against Me!
2. See Above.

Intergalactic Moon Space Crewneck, with love hate from WolfMask
The Tsar of sarcasm, irony and self loathing strikes gold with his yes-it-comes-in-black crewneck. It’s got skulls on it. It’s on the list.

Thanks in advance for the showering of gifts/beers/fun. Merry Christmas to you all! x

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The Return of the Paramore Charity Yard Sale

The second auction is now live. Bid here.

The Paramore Yard Sale is back!

The band have parted ways with in the realm of 200 of the coolest hand-me-downs you wish you had and this year they are raising money for the Alice Adams Foundation. Over a series of 3 auctions is there is a tonne of Paramorephernalia to bid on and pretty much everything holds high collectible value having been owned, created and worn by the band.

Each auction lasts for 7 days with the first starting on November 4th so there is plenty of time to get stuck in or set your alarm for the 11th November and 18th November auctions. Alice Adams Foundation works to raise funds to build a tree house and park for teenagers and young adults in the memory of Alice Adams.

Our picks of the first Yard Sale event
Hayley’s white Still Into You DMs

Jeremy Scott ‘Thank You’ Plastic Bag Top

Hayley’s Candy Hearts Cut Off tee

Jeremy’s plaid shirt

Ain’t It Fun translucent biker jacket

Hayley’s Pop Punks Not Dead New Found Glory tee…WANT!

100% of all donations will go directly to the Alice Adams Foundation so go check out the first week of auctions benefiting the charity now at eBay and look forward to the new auctions beginning November 11th and 18th.

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Go Fest Yourself! Paramore’s Summer Essential Boxsets Online Now

Teaming up with Queens Of The Stone Age to headline Reading and Leeds festivals might just be the highlight of the summer for many a Paramore fan and in honour of their bill topping set the band have released a brand new merch filled boxset.

The 3 Bars Festival Boxset is filled to brim with some of the essentials to get your pop punk summer off with a punch. Cast your mind back to last Autumn and Paramore’s Declare merch boxes, with tees, necklaces and sunnies, what’s held inside this year’s package?

White Ain’t It Fun Unisex Tank Top
Black 3 Bars Logo Tote Bag
Black 3 Bars Logo Fold-Up Water Bottle
Winter 2014 Silicone Wristband
White 3 Bars Logo Flag

Boxed up in gothic black boxes, there are only 100 of these festival worthy boxsets only available from Paramore’s UK/EU online store. Get your’s here now-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

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Paramore’s Limited Edition 3 Skeletons Tee Is To Die For

Paramore have released a limited edition t-shirt as a special treat for Halloween – and it’s just boo-rilliant! There are only 100 available in Europe and you can pre-order it now from the official Paramore store.

Designed by CharlaVail, the artist who created the original Day Of The Dead inspired t-shirt for the band, the print featuring the bare bones of Hayley, Jeremy and Taylor has been re-released in a limited run on a new colour shirt due to popular demand.

From CharlaVail’s tumblr: “Halloweeny! I requested the designs be removed from the faces out of respect for cultural appropriation.”

This ghoulish vintage remaster with pumpkin orange really works for us and we can’t wait to see this all over Instagram for Halloween. This is a limited edition shirt for Halloween 2013 only and won’t be reprinted so pre-order your 3 Skeletons T-Shirt now and receive it by Fright Night.

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Paramore Launch Online Exclusive Merch Boxsets

In the midst of a European tour they may be but Paramore have just dropped two brand new, limited edition merch boxsets into their online store.

There are two Declare Boxsets to pick from, including a Guys boxset with a unisex t-shirt and also a Girls boxset, both of which are exclusive to Paramore’s official store and packed with some limited edition merchandise.

First off, what do you get?
Inside the girl’s boxset:
Girls Declare T-Shirt, Written On You Tote Bag with hot pink Kiss print (we love this!), teal Declare button badge, Bar Necklace, and 3 Bars Wristband.

Inside the guy’s boxset:
Guys Declare T-Shirt, Skull & Bars three patch set (we love this!), Teal Declare button badge, Bar Sunglasses, and 3 Bars Wristband.

We have to admit that silicone bracelets aren’t really for us but it’s definitely an interesting take on the classic merch boxset especially with the addition of more fashion items for girls – and by fashion we mean no ill fitting, hip scraping, capped sleeved, “girlie” fit t-shirts. Renowned as they are for their relationship with their fans, it’s really no surprise that Paramore have taken another great step and created something with their fans at the forefront and we think that is pretty darn cool.

For us, the cute kiss print tote & well-fitted t-shirt, patch set, unisex tee and sunglasses are the perfect treats for any Paramore fan.

Pre-order your Declare boxset now for a cool £49.99 from the official Paramore online store. Or check them out on

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Paramore Release Still Into You Collection

After the release of their new single ‘Still Into You’, Paramore have introduced a range of apparel and accessories to their online store.

The collection features two “kiss” print t-shirts, skeleton pillowcases and (our personal favourite) an Etched Lyric Hoodie. The range starts from £14.99, and is available now.